Funny Side -- What if Kollywood heros handle IT Project

What if Tamil Heros handle IT Project.

First comes 'Captain' Visaya kanth as Project manager.

Project Meeting starts

(Please read numbers in tamil)

Intha project'la mottham 1,19,738 line code irukku,athula naama eluthunathu 45,434 line, athula 30,114 line comments mattum  outsource pannathu 74,304 line, athula 52,314 line comment.

Intha project armbichapo iruntha team size 54 paer, naduvula velaya vittu ponavanga 13 paer,

Deadline meet panna velaiku saertha consultants 10 paer, employees 24 paer.Intha project armbichapo athoda cost Rs53,45,645. 36P.Mudikira po athoda cost Rs353,23,617. 28P.

Aga mottham ellaruma saenthu en thalayila molaga arachuttaanga SIR !!!(with emotion).

Enakku intha softwarea venam, naan pakistan poyi thiviravaatheengala shoot panna poraen. GOOD BYEE

(Captain walks out of conference rooom, All Directors bow there head in shame & in a state of shock).

Now, Superstar is Another project manager

Kanna, intha bugnrathaey softwarela irukka koodathu,athu intha badshahvuku pudikathu.

'Oru bug iruntha, athula nooru bug irukkunu artham'.

Kanna, bug iruntha enna kuppidu, summa paranthu bug ellam fix pannirraen

Customer sollraen(bug), Arunachalam fix panran

Superstar explains Project life cycle to new hires

Kanna, project life cyclenrathu Annamalai' cycle illa, athu vera,ithu vera. Ippudu soodu

Ra, Ramiah, 8ttukulla project irukku ramiah,8,8, Projecta pirichukko, ippo intha 8'll irukka therijukko. 

Modha 8'll nee seiyadadhu conceptualization alla,Raendam 8'll seiyadadhu MRD(Mktg. Req. Doc) alla. (Ra, Ramiah..chorus)

Moonam 8'll seiyadadhu TLD(Top Level Design) alla.Nee, Naangam 8'll seiyadadhu implementaionum alla. (Ra, Ramiah..chorus)

Aintham 8'll seiyadadhu testingum alla,Aram 8'll seiyadadhu releasum alla,

(Ra, Ramiah..chorus)

Yelaam 8'llseiyadadhu bug fixingum alla,Nee ettam 8'll inrutha nimmadhi alla(Maintenance),

(Ra, Ramiah..chorus)

Ettu Etta Project life pirichiko, ippo intha 8'll irukka therijukko.Ra, Ramiah, 8ttukulla project irukku ramiah

(Ra, Ramiah..chorus)

Now comes, 'Padma Shri' Kamal Haasan

Ennathu customer kitta irunthu buga??

'Haan, Haan', Aiyo kadavulae,...............

(Now starts going in circles in the conference room)

Intha project asingham, asingham,Design asingham, implementation asingham,Abiramiya (Sr. Proj. Mgr) Pakkanum,Angae pentathol maram ellam irukkum, malai mela poganum (Onsite),

Appo thaan intha project vera managerukku pogum.

Abirami, Abirami

(Finally faints)

Next, 'Navarasa Nayagan' Karthik in project discussion

Intha Project irukku paaru, athu intha rose mathiri, alagha, namma rambha(team member) illa,

rambha mathiri irukkum..(slowly walks to her & wisks her away to ooty for

further dicussion)

Vaigai Puyal Vadivelu

(Project is released and full of bugs, Surya, Vijay, Ramesh krishna &

charlie

(Friends) are his project members)

V:Dei inga vaangada..nee poyi irukura ella bug'um fix pannu.

(Surya&;Vijay follow ramesh krishna).

V:DEI!! neenga engada Poringaa ??

S &; Vij:Bug fix panna..

V:Ithu varaikum introduce panna bug pothum, Onnum fix panna venam.

(S,Vijay & RK return)

V:Dei, nee yaenda vanthaey ??

RK:Neenga thana sir, bug fix panna vaenamnu soneenga..

V:Bug fix panna venamnu sonnathu avangala, Unnai Illa.

(RK goes to fix bugs)

RK:High priority bug, low priority bug ethunu eppadi kandu pudikirathu

V:Nee fix panra ellamae, high priority bug thaan.

V:Neenga inga vaangada (Suriya and Vijay follow him)

V:(Vijay)Dei, nee ivan kooda poyi debugging pannu (Vijay Leaves)

V:Nee en kooda vaa (Suriya, follows)

V:Antha buga open pannu

S:(Opens the bug, and starts typing code slowly)

V:Pathu, Keyboarduku valikumla, methuva pathu

V:Vegama type panni tholada